Stories still to come
- Turkish Toilets
- She Spit on Me
- Scalding of Pigs
- Lunchtime Smells on my Street
- Cat Assasination
- The Dog Has an Earache
- The Lady Who Never Cooked
- Kicking Out Old Aunties
- Cotdeath
- How NOT to Wean a Baby
- Feed Me! I'm Starving!
- Jacqueline's Husband
- Young Mormon Missionaries
- George and Alexandra
- The Singing Newsagent and His Sourpuss Wife
- Homework
- The Impolite Woman Who Works at the Town Hall
- One Couple, Two Gardens
- Suzanna
- Jean Marc and Solene
- Margaux
- Jean Marc's Mother
- Paedophiles
- The Pitbull Club
- Housedresses
- Hormones Can Screw You Up
- Esther
- French Dating
- The Randy Fireman
- Having a Baby Doesn't Cost a Penny
- Marginality
- Devil Worship and Satanism
- Cults and Sects
- Frustrated Spinsters
- The Water Tower
- Simone
- Concentration Camp Huts in the Garden
- Town Split in Two by German Occupation
- Maybe Hobbits Really Did Exist
- She Needs to Get Laid
- RMI
- Salies a Peintre
- Gaga Grannies
- Soccer For Girls
- Delationists
- I Never Killed Anybody....Well, Just the Once
- Preying on Gaga Neighbors
- Single Fathers and Incest
- The Mean Marie Claude
- Preying on Immigrants
- Donkeymilk Soap
- Satyr the Goat
- Shooting Old Dogs
- The Slaughterhouse
- Get Healthy, Go Ride a Bike
- Rich Ex-pats, Poor Expats
- The Countess Lost Her Panties
- The Ugly Duckling
- Christian's Oyster Bar
- Picking Kiwis
- Old Maids and Their Dreams
- The Foodbank
- Bankruptcy
- His Own Best Customer
- 8000 Ducks a Year
- Painting Holidays
- Virginity is No Big Deal
- Monique Died Like a Dog
- Insurance Frauds
- The Painting
- The Ladies of Roger
- Beatrice
- Birth Control Devices in France
- Marcel the Pig
- Internet Dating
- Cowboy Builders
- Holiday Homes
- Anabel's Mother
- Georges
- Why I Don't Shake the Mayor's Hand
- A Rash of Infidelities
- Jean Jacques
- Theresa
- Drugged Wives
- Golfers and Their Love Lives
- Harley Motorbikes
- Henri and the Expensive Banana
- Blackmail
- The Man Who Loved to Seduce Women
- Maison La Misére
- McGuire's Irish Pub
- Jean Phillipe the Animateur
- The Omelette Géant
- The Dog Pound
- The Music Directrice
- Pauline, Her Husband, and His Lover
- The Hero
- Breakfast at the Dump
- The Harem
- Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Of Course You're Not Pregant, Madame
- Lost and Found
- Botched Suicides
- Drunken Women of a Certain Age
- Incest
- Piano lessons
- The Baker
- The Club de la Apres Midi
- Whooping Cough, Rheumatic fever, and Other Fogotten Maladies
- Frederick the Dentist
- Better to Not Understand the Language
- Fatima
- Termites
- Fleas
- Give it a Lick of Paint and Double the Price
- "Do You Know of any English? I Want to Sell my House"
- Edith
- José
- Dominique
- Broken Windowpanes
- The Murdered Car
- French Maternity
- The Regifted Husband
- The Mayor's Concierge
- Françoise
- Gypsy Barbie
- Barbie on Acid
- The Black Economy
- String Bikini Underwear Wars
- Henri
- Madame Cabanne
- Simone
- I am a Mug
- Armageddon, our Donkey
- La Bal des Pompiers
- Gnarled Toes
- You Ought to be a Whore
- Surprise pregnancy
- No Easter Bunny in France
- How to Get the Electrician to Work
- Trop Bon, Trop Con
- At the Dump
- Midnight drunks in the Rain
- Madame Despaux
- Frank
- Paulette and Maurice
- My Pig, Denise
- The Horsefair
- House Prices
- I Once Spit on Someone in Public
- Salim
- Pitbulls and Rottweilers
- The Harem
- Jacques and His Doberman
- André
- The Lost Dog
- My Lovely General Practitioner
- The Mayor's Wife
- The immobilier
- How Long Does it Take Til You Belong?
- How to Kill a Pig
- How to Kill a Rabbit
- How to Kill a Sheep
- How to Kill a Chicken
- How to Kill a Cat
- The Dogpound
- Pascale
- Gracie
- Lionel
- Twentyeight Kittens
- An Emergency Room Visit
- A Cup of Coffee at the Foodbank Coffeeshop
- A Turtle in the Oven
- Attempted Rape
- The Mother In Law
- The Holy-Water Frog
- Marie-Claude
- The New Restaurant
- Mark
- Steve
- Old Jacqueline and the Dogs
- Tom
- The Mayor and his Ring Road
- la Chatelaine
- The Boyfriend
- GYN exam
- The Sheepshed
- Vandalism in France, part 2
- Vandalism in France, part 1
- Accursed Salt
8 comments:
Susie, are these REALLY not real stories??? I was just reading tonight about the Bas Armagnac wine region of SW France, and I'm about ready to come! =) I can't pm you on TOL or I would have!
Are you just saying this-all fiction- to protect the innocent?
Tell us the truth! (or close to it as you can come.)
Thanks!
Well, I have have spent more time here than any Blog I have ever visited. The commentary is most believable! I love how you capture the way of the small village and the country life.
I will be back for more for sure.
Gary
Hi Susie, I really enjoy reading your blog, and it was great meeting you last summer. Please thank your son for taking me fishing. We will be back again next year, hopefully. Paul
PS. Did you ever find my missing sock..?
i was checking out temperatures rabbits can tolerate and ran into your blog. Great commentary on French country life. I would move from my northern california "paradise" in a second to live this imaginary? life
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susie
hello stranger
you branston pîckle has arrived in salies
that is true and not fiction!
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