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I must tell you that I made up all of these stories from the inside of my head and in no possible way are these characters any relation to any of my living and breathing or already dead neighbors or townsfolk. The stories to be found in here are all fanciful flights of my imagination, that I wrote simply to entertain myself. There is no chance that people, stories, and incidents such as these could actually have really happened in this dear, sweet little French town that has been forgotten by the passage of time during these past several centuries.
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- Turkish Toilets
- She Spit on Me
- Scalding of Pigs
- Lunchtime Smells on my Street
- Cat Assasination
- The Dog Has an Earache
- The Lady Who Never Cooked
- Kicking Out Old Aunties
- Cotdeath
- How NOT to Wean a Baby
- Feed Me! I'm Starving!
- Jacqueline's Husband
- Young Mormon Missionaries
- George and Alexandra
- The Singing Newsagent and His Sourpuss Wife
- Homework
- The Impolite Woman Who Works at the Town Hall
- One Couple, Two Gardens
- Suzanna
- Jean Marc and Solene
- Margaux
- Jean Marc's Mother
- Paedophiles
- The Pitbull Club
- Housedresses
- Hormones Can Screw You Up
- Esther
- French Dating
- The Randy Fireman
- Having a Baby Doesn't Cost a Penny
- Marginality
- Devil Worship and Satanism
- Cults and Sects
- Frustrated Spinsters
- The Water Tower
- Simone
- Concentration Camp Huts in the Garden
- Town Split in Two by German Occupation
- Maybe Hobbits Really Did Exist
- She Needs to Get Laid
- RMI
- Salies a Peintre
- Gaga Grannies
- Soccer For Girls
- Delationists
- I Never Killed Anybody....Well, Just the Once
- Preying on Gaga Neighbors
- Single Fathers and Incest
- The Mean Marie Claude
- Preying on Immigrants
- Donkeymilk Soap
- Satyr the Goat
- Shooting Old Dogs
- The Slaughterhouse
- Get Healthy, Go Ride a Bike
- Rich Ex-pats, Poor Expats
- The Countess Lost Her Panties
- The Ugly Duckling
- Christian's Oyster Bar
- Picking Kiwis
- Old Maids and Their Dreams
- The Foodbank
- Bankruptcy
- His Own Best Customer
- 8000 Ducks a Year
- Painting Holidays
- Virginity is No Big Deal
- Monique Died Like a Dog
- Insurance Frauds
- The Painting
- The Ladies of Roger
- Beatrice
- Birth Control Devices in France
- Marcel the Pig
- Internet Dating
- Cowboy Builders
- Holiday Homes
- Anabel's Mother
- Georges
- Why I Don't Shake the Mayor's Hand
- A Rash of Infidelities
- Jean Jacques
- Theresa
- Drugged Wives
- Golfers and Their Love Lives
- Harley Motorbikes
- Henri and the Expensive Banana
- Blackmail
- The Man Who Loved to Seduce Women
- Maison La Misére
- McGuire's Irish Pub
- Jean Phillipe the Animateur
- The Omelette Géant
- The Dog Pound
- The Music Directrice
- Pauline, Her Husband, and His Lover
- The Hero
- Breakfast at the Dump
- The Harem
- Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Of Course You're Not Pregant, Madame
- Lost and Found
- Botched Suicides
- Drunken Women of a Certain Age
- Incest
- Piano lessons
- The Baker
- The Club de la Apres Midi
- Whooping Cough, Rheumatic fever, and Other Fogotten Maladies
- Frederick the Dentist
- Better to Not Understand the Language
- Fatima
- Termites
- Fleas
- Give it a Lick of Paint and Double the Price
- "Do You Know of any English? I Want to Sell my House"
- Edith
- José
- Dominique
- Broken Windowpanes
- The Murdered Car
- French Maternity
- The Regifted Husband
- The Mayor's Concierge
- Françoise
- Gypsy Barbie
- Barbie on Acid
- The Black Economy
- String Bikini Underwear Wars
- Henri
- Madame Cabanne
- Simone
- I am a Mug
- Armageddon, our Donkey
- La Bal des Pompiers
- Gnarled Toes
- You Ought to be a Whore
- Surprise pregnancy
- No Easter Bunny in France
- How to Get the Electrician to Work
- Trop Bon, Trop Con
- At the Dump
- Midnight drunks in the Rain
- Madame Despaux
- Frank
- Paulette and Maurice
- My Pig, Denise
- The Horsefair
- House Prices
- I Once Spit on Someone in Public
- Salim
- Pitbulls and Rottweilers
- The Harem
- Jacques and His Doberman
- André
- The Lost Dog
- My Lovely General Practitioner
- The Mayor's Wife
- The immobilier
- How Long Does it Take Til You Belong?
- How to Kill a Pig
- How to Kill a Rabbit
- How to Kill a Sheep
- How to Kill a Chicken
- How to Kill a Cat
- The Dogpound
- Pascale
- Gracie
- Lionel
- Twentyeight Kittens
- An Emergency Room Visit
- A Cup of Coffee at the Foodbank Coffeeshop
- A Turtle in the Oven
- Attempted Rape
- The Mother In Law
- The Holy-Water Frog
- Marie-Claude
- The New Restaurant
- Mark
- Steve
- Old Jacqueline and the Dogs
- Tom
- The Mayor and his Ring Road
- la Chatelaine
- The Boyfriend
- GYN exam
- The Sheepshed
- Vandalism in France, part 2
- Vandalism in France, part 1
- Accursed Salt
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